I'm a smart, strong, sensual woman.

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prewetts:

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rnints:

imagine if girls used the same style of joke to degrade men like “cool story bro now go chop some lumber”

GO CHOP SOME LUMBER

"what r u doing out of the garage go fix my car"

"Don’t you have something to fix somewhere."

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'just you and me against the world' more like 'just you and me against a wall' am i right

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theclearlydope:

Co-sign.
paleredsunday:

Write this on my tombstone

theclearlydope:

Co-sign.

paleredsunday:

Write this on my tombstone

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clusterphoque:

do you ever get weirded out by the fact that everyone around you is constantly within their own mind and thinking a million secret thoughts and battling internal struggles just like you and that you’re not the only one who thinks these things and that the people around you aren’t just faces meant to fill up your life but they’re actually really deep people who have a lot more to them than you ever actually even think about

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